whoever finds the fox gets to fuck the fox
Me: this is good grilling weather.
Me: now I want a steak
The Dude: do you know how to grill?
Me: in theory, but I've never done it
Me: do you?
Me: because I definitely know how to buy a grill and let a man cook for me
A Needed Response (by Samantha Stendal)
recorded from Girls Season 2 - Episode 5
and not fucking available.
Humans Yelling Like Goats Yelling Like Humans (by oldepayphone)
“Baby Got Back” Sung By the Movies (by dondrapersayswhat)
Bullies Called Him Pork Chop He Took That Pain With Him And Then Cooked It Into This (by William Mathieu)
i can’t deny that this is an impressive and powerful video. and i hope bullied kids everywhere find inspiration in it.
i found myself relating to it. i tried to kill myself in grade 10 too.
but then i remembered i was never bullied. i was a popular, pretty, white, middle-class girl from an average family of five. i was smart enough to get by without trying, but not so smart to be labeled a geek outcast.
for all i can remember, no one was really mean to me ever, growing up. but still it was fucking hard and still i tried to kill myself.
i dunno, man. how people bring kids into this world is beyond me. and how people like me could justify the potential for passing this shit on too.
What Gay Guys Think About Vaginas. (by wickydkewl)
instructor: what to you think the food that children most choke on is?
all the moms in class: *blank stares*
me: hot dogs.
instructor: that's correct.
mom1: amanda, you don't even have kids.
me: i just really love hot dogs.
jets are revving
from a central source
and this has power
you feel something
or don’t feel something
mass so big
it can swallow
swallow her whole
Please reblog: You might not need this, but one of your followers may…
just in case you need it, folks.