you know how they have banana guards (which start to look a lot like dildos when you’re searching for pictures of them)? i was pondering a pickle protector on the drive home tonight.

i figure you’d want to prevent leakage, so it would need to be sealed. and thinking about that problem made me want to fill it up with pickle juice, ‘cause i love that stuff. so, i imagined it having a little plug like a squirt gun at one end.

that, of course, made me contemplate it actually being a squirt gun as well, for no good reason beside fun.

i’m too lazy to draw a picture or, obviously, make the damn thing. but i’m just saying i would enjoy it and i did enjoy thinking about it.

and i totally came home and ate all the pickles.

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